SNAKE!!!!!

Okay, now this story is truly out of a movie. Saturday afternoon, Hudson and I are playing out in the backyard when we notice Rhett acting strange in the backyard. I was talking to my sister on the phone and I realized .. oh my! there is a snake attacking Rhett. I am seeing the snake lift up and strike! Hudson and I begin screaming and crying! My sister tells me to go get snacks and try to get him away ... as she ran and did research on snake bites (she lives in Nashville - that was her best option!). We finally get Rhett away. He is covered in a horrible smelly liquid that the snake has been spitting at him. We get him in a special bath and get him taken care of. Hudson brought his piano in and was singing to him. Hudson looked at me and said "Mommy - our baby!" BREAK MY HEART! Well, no snake bites thank goodness. Meanwhile, we have gotten Roddy over and in the backyard. After much to-do the snake is trapped and in the garbage can. We then notice that there is a hunk taken out of him from Rhett AND that he has a huge bulge in him from his last meal ... in my backyard mind you. Well, long story short - the snake is now dying from its wound. All of sudden it starts spitting blood and flinging itself around - and guess what happens ... oh yes ... this snake can't hold his lunch ... the snake throws up a frog and dies. Now tell me ... WHO DOES THIS HAPPEN TO?????